Jokes about Russian translation and Russian language
A firm experimenting with an electronic brain designed to translate English into Russian fed into it the words: "The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak."
The machine immediately responded with a sentence in Russian which meant, a linguist reported: "The whisky is agreeable but the meat has gone bad."
Teacher – "Who can tell me what the former ruler of Russia was called?" Class (in unison) – "Tsar." Teacher – "Correct; and what was his wife called?" Class – "Tsarina." Teacher - "What were the tsar's children called?"
There was a pause, and then a timid voice in the rear piped up: "Tsardines!"
Mother praises her sun: "Bobby wishes to study Russian. He already knows some Russian words."
"Which words?", asked her neighbor. "Blip, blip, blip."
A lady gave a reception to a group of college students. Among those present was a Russian student who had studied a book of etiquette. Handed a cup of tea, he said:
"Thank you, sir or madam, as the case may be."
Mrs. Newrich – "I want you to teach my son a foreign language." Professor – "Certainly, madam, French, German, Italian, Spanish, Russian – ?" Mrs. Newrich – "Which is the most foreign?"
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